Nicola Sturgeon cat toy

Nicola Sturgeon Parody Cat Toy – Ye dinnae wanna mess with this nippy sweetie!

Bring a touch of Scottish politics to playtime with our parody Nicola Sturgeon catnip toy.

🐾 Key Features

• Parody personality: Styled in her trademark red suit with a steely expression that left Westminster quaking. A feminist icon, pro-European, and no friend of Boris.

• Durable build: Made from strong poly-canvas, with the body and arms cut from a single piece of fabric – ideal for sharp claws.

• Catnip powered: Polyester stuffing with a hidden pouch of catnip sewn into the tummy to keep your cat entertained.

• 100% parody: Unofficial, unendorsed, and designed in the UK.

• Tested & safe: Meets child safety standards in the EU, USA & Australia/NZ – but this is not a child’s toy.

• For cats only: Contains catnip. Not suitable for dogs.

📏 Dimensions: 13cm tall × 12.5cm wide (about the size of a smartphone).