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Keir cat toy
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Keir cat toy

Keir cat toy

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Keir Starmer Parody Cat Toy – The purr-minister himself!

Fresh from Number 10, this parody Keir Starmer catnip toy is ready to face claws as sharp as Prime Minister’s Questions.

🐾 Key Features

  • Signature look: Styled with a real-life silver quiff of plush fabric for extra feline intrigue.

  • Durable design: Made from strong poly-canvas, with body and arms cut from one piece of fabric – perfect for scratch-happy cats.

  • Catnip packed: Stuffed with polyester and a catnip pouch sewn into the tummy for irresistible play.

  • 100% parody: Unofficial, unendorsed, and designed in the UK.

  • Tested & safe: Meets EU child safety standards – but this is not a child’s toy.

  • For cats only: Contains catnip. Not suitable for dogs.

📏 Dimensions: 13cm tall × 12.5cm wide (about the size of a smartphone).

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