Keir cat toy
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Keir Starmer Parody Cat Toy – The purr-minister himself!
Fresh from Number 10, this parody Keir Starmer catnip toy is ready to face claws as sharp as Prime Minister’s Questions.
🐾 Key Features
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Signature look: Styled with a real-life silver quiff of plush fabric for extra feline intrigue.
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Durable design: Made from strong poly-canvas, with body and arms cut from one piece of fabric – perfect for scratch-happy cats.
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Catnip packed: Stuffed with polyester and a catnip pouch sewn into the tummy for irresistible play.
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100% parody: Unofficial, unendorsed, and designed in the UK.
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Tested & safe: Meets EU child safety standards – but this is not a child’s toy.
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For cats only: Contains catnip. Not suitable for dogs.
📏 Dimensions: 13cm tall × 12.5cm wide (about the size of a smartphone).
